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Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Q Why is a violinist like a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Q What do a viola and a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Q Why does a viola burn longer from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.
Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
Q How do you make a violin from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Q How do you make a violin from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
Q How can you tell if a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
A violist comes home late at night from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
A violist and a cellist were standing from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
Q How do you get a viola from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
Q When a inch viola and a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
Q Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
Q Which positions does a violist useA from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
Q How is lightning like a violists from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
Q What is the definition of a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
Q Why cant you hear a viola from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Q What do you call the folks from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
Q Why are violas so largeA It from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.
Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.
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